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  philipines disaster news up on jw.org

  by Captain Blithering in

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  http://www.jw.org/en/news/

  wouldn't it be nice if they said 'you know what, we've made millions in property sales recently, lets donate a couple million to a philipines relief fund..'

  ten vans full, probably just for jw's.

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  Emeth is on E-meth...
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  If you watch family guy you are into beastiality

  by confusedandalone in

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  atleast that is what a group of jw's discussed on my wifes facebook account.

  this is not the first time it has happened but it really took off this morning.. one sister says, "i was watching family guy with kids and the dog took home a human to have sex with.

  i was appauled!.

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  Goodbye JWD/JWN (my last post)

  by slimboyfat in

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  after some considerable thought i have decided that i will no longer post on this forum because i want to return to jehovah.

  thank you for all the kindness and many interesting discussions over the years.

  i wish you all well in the future and the decisions you make.

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  I don't think this post was genuine.... something doesn'y add up...
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  How men become homosexuals...

  by Calebs Airplane in

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  finally, i've found the reason why some men become homosexuals.. the 1976 book "your youth: getting the best of it" explains it here in great detail.... .

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  Legacy...

  Dude, seriously? I know you said it's just a "theory", but that's way too much incoherent BS crammed into 2 paragaphs...

  Gay people are born that way... period... Why make a big fuss about it? Also, you say you have gay friends, but you appear to be overthinking this subject in a homophobic kind of way... just saying...
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  Questions During Meetings...Grounds for Suspicion?

  by Cold Steel in

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  with so many meetings during the week, it seems like the opportunity to raise questions would be rich.

  i just wondered how probing questions are handled in most kingdom halls.

  are they taken as an indication of an inquisitive mind or a potential source of stumbling for weak members?

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  Elders receive a report that I am openly displaying false religious symbol

  by confusedandalone in

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  when you look at the image above what do you see?

  a sneaker or an outward display that i am now following after another religious group?.

  well yesterday i had a 10 minute conversation with an elder who finally got the balls to call me.

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  Snitch Pioneer: Brother Jones, I saw Confusedandalone at Walmart the other day wearing those Jamaican Rastafarian shoes again. This time, I'm pretty sure he also had some marijuana in his pocket. You know how those Rastafarians are.

  Clueless Elder: Sister Snitch, thank you for informing me about this again. This time, we will take full and immediate action.

  
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  Dubbies stopped by

  by rebel8 in

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  well just like everyone else, we were visited by 2 old ladies.

  mr. rebel8 was home and it went something like, "we're on a worldwide mission and we wanted to know if we could just leave this in your door.

  " so he said ok and took it (because he knew i'd have fun with it later).. the tract reads like a note i passed to a boy in 1st grade:.

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  stuckinlimbo... well said
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  Jehovah's Witnesses Wiki Article... updated

  by Calebs Airplane in

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  well sort of.... http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/jehovah's_witnesses.

  (hilarious!

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  Tim... is that you in that pic?
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  Jehovah's Witnesses Wiki Article... updated

  by Calebs Airplane in

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  well sort of.... http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/jehovah's_witnesses.

  (hilarious!

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  well sort of...

  http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Jehovah's_Witnesses

  (hilarious!)
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  philipines disaster news up on jw.org

  by Captain Blithering in

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  http://www.jw.org/en/news/

  wouldn't it be nice if they said 'you know what, we've made millions in property sales recently, lets donate a couple million to a philipines relief fund..'

  ten vans full, probably just for jw's.

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  Sounds like 34 brothers sought refuge in a Kingdom Hall... all of them perished... but the WT wants to downplay it by saying that only 26 perished... I'm sure this will never be published on jw.org.